Politics of Living
DISCLAIMER: Let reasoning prevail over madness. But How can I expect that in INDIA? (deep sigh...)
The election results are out. As expected, the BJP is expected to rule for another five more years, which might look much longer than it actually seem to. But what does that mean for the common people, the bhakts, the liberals, the anti-nationals, the pseudo-nationals, the educated morons, the minorities and more importantly the cows.
Speaking of cows, they might get their permanent citizenship and their right to vote, finally, after a hard fought struggle, plucked away from the minorities; Who else do you expect to vote for the same party after a decade of destroying completely the concept of India. But wait, there's an another possibility though. How about this being the last election of the democratic India? I mean, why waste so much of money on this and calling it the biggest electoral drama in the world! This can be utilized purposefully in building humongous statues of Unity, Rama , Shivaji, Gau-matra and what not! Even the richest political party's head quarters might need some renovation. So let them rule forever in your rotten dreams because you all deserve to be. But why us? This rule of majority is gonna get us killed so easily.
You didn't heed the advice, that were thrown upon you, repeatedly. You see, the omens were present all around, in the forms of memes, murders, lynchings, disappearances, patterns. History never lies, but it does repeat in vicious cycles to assess your stupidity. Liberals, journalists, activists, were shot at their doorsteps like dogs and nothing happened. Paradoxically, we found people cheering for their deaths of fellow beings and celebrating the demise of humanity. We witnessed mobs lynching people, in the name of cows,religion, low caste and what not? We witnessed Romeo squads ironically preserving our culture and glorifying rapes of even children. We also witnessed the rise of Godse and veer savarkar, for unknown and unexplainable reasons. One who killed the father of our nation was celebrated as a fake hero and the real hero's image damaged with fake stories and photoshops. And this happened after almost 60 years of silent repercussions. And people were debating for Godse rather than Gandhi. What more shame can we expect from a peaceful nation, we proclaim to be!
When confronted with a certified bhakt, he would say, Modi is the ultimate leader, India desperately wants, without even a sorry face, for what he has just uttered. The other phrase would be like, "if not for Modi, who else? ". That's the point, you should run away from them. That's the point of no return, for them to their sanity and for you to make an U-turn against whoever it is.
If we trace back the history pages, this was the same excuse, the germans used after their humiliating peace treaty of the first world war. We all know, how many millions of people had to lose their lives and dreams for such a gross mistake. History has always been kind enough to demonstrate alarming signals at regular intervals. But what if you willfully ignored it? A huge catastrophe in in the cards. And you are all part of it in choosing it, again and again.
The next five years will see many more jumlas and empty promises. Re-framing the constitution at their whims and fancies; Marginalizing the minorities; Curbing all the powers from the state and centralizing it; abolishing the freedom of speech, expression and dissent, completely;
The megalomaniac addressing the public in his safe confine through the radio but would never dare to come out to answer a press meet; If he does, he would with a vow of silence or perhaps meditating in the press meet, which could accommodate more cameras than a cave! The scripted interviews are all a different level of ingenious creation. If not for the interviews, how would we have known about the clouds and radars and all his scientific knowledge, who ironically hides his degree out of modesty and humility. I seriously wonder, sometimes, how can literate people fall for such a moronic fool and keep batting for him after strings of failure? How can you look at him and not laugh at his heretics, theatrics, dramatics, costumes? How can you accommodate and admire a drama queen like him? On the brighter side, I hope there are a lot more to come to laugh my lungs out in times of desperate misery.
Govt of India (Pvt. Ltd) - this should become a reality finally. Because our hardworking prime moron has worked 18 hours a day and not taken a single day holiday to achieve this dream. Right now, they are selling railway stations, Government hospitals, airports to the corporates, in the name of better functioning. But come five more years, we will be playing the board game of monopoly with a wicked dice and selling states and capitals to ambanis and adanis. And you all still will be cheering!
All major institutions, like CBI, Supreme court, Income Tax department, Election commission have already pledged their alliance to the ruling party in less than half the first term or so. So there won't be much change in that aspect, I suppose, as the mission has already been accomplished.
In the past two days, I found two important facebook IDs (anti-nationals) being closed voluntarily. Two important accounts, that made surviving through these five years, a lot more easier with their satirical and sarcastic posts. One among them, Humans of Hindutva, had a world wide following. So the fear is evident. I type in these with the same fear, that made them exit this virtual world. So, everyone ultimately runs for their lives. They don't want to be the entertainment, when the crown is on the clown who rules over us. It also means, the clown has succeeded in creating a sense of doom for the non-aligned.
I have already crossed four pages on these rantings and ramblings and still I am no way near the climax. I could write a book on this, if I wish to, but I don't want them to be burnt away without reading.
So jokes apart, why do you think, you voted for a disaster again?
Is it because you liked the mass unemployment?
or
did you personally feel Demonetization was a success in curbing the black money or the terrorism in your hallucinations?
or
did you think GST was implemented perfectly without any casualty?
or
did you think your aadhar card details are safely held behind thick inches of steel walls ? or
were you fascinated by the development of smart cities and bullet trains in those photoshopped images?
or
were you captivated by the divide and rule policy they emulated from the British to whom they are still loyal to since the times of Veer Savarkar?
or
do you ultimately want to live in a "Hindu Rashtra", like those religious middle eastern war crying nations?
or
were you impressed by the workaholic prime minister, who is being instrumental in closing down the government agencies like BSNL, airlines etc
or
were you allured by the charming model for JIO and PayTm, who takes posing for the cameras to an all-together new level?
Or
were you mind blown by the fake stories, the fake degrees, the fake GDPs, the fake institutions, the fake datas?
Or
were you drawn towards the word "chowkidar" without even knowing the meaning behind it, that you enthusiastically added it to your twitter handle?
Or
did you believe in the claim that there's no corruption scandal upon this government, turning deaf ears to the Rafael deal and the fact that BJP chief's son's bank balance multiplied to an enormous amount after demonetization?
So you still didn't get your exact reason why you voted for him? Alright. Love is confusing. Love doesn't have any reason. That's what philosophy says.But so does stupidity. You probably love a stupid and love being a stupid.
So I can see you all voting for Adhityanath, Pragya and a Cow in that order for the post of PM in the upcoming elections, if at all the elections are here to stay.
George Orwell was a literary genius. He forecasted this scenario in the 1950's in his famous novels, "1984" and "The animal farm". And I have never read a more terrifying novel than 1984. I just hope and wish, they stay in those dark pages forever. Let them not haunt our reality.
P.S.
"You" here refers to those who you voted for him.
If you feel offended by the post and the P.S. in particular, then just know that, I am happy, offending you. Because, I am deeply offended by your decision.
The election results are out. As expected, the BJP is expected to rule for another five more years, which might look much longer than it actually seem to. But what does that mean for the common people, the bhakts, the liberals, the anti-nationals, the pseudo-nationals, the educated morons, the minorities and more importantly the cows.
Speaking of cows, they might get their permanent citizenship and their right to vote, finally, after a hard fought struggle, plucked away from the minorities; Who else do you expect to vote for the same party after a decade of destroying completely the concept of India. But wait, there's an another possibility though. How about this being the last election of the democratic India? I mean, why waste so much of money on this and calling it the biggest electoral drama in the world! This can be utilized purposefully in building humongous statues of Unity, Rama , Shivaji, Gau-matra and what not! Even the richest political party's head quarters might need some renovation. So let them rule forever in your rotten dreams because you all deserve to be. But why us? This rule of majority is gonna get us killed so easily.
You didn't heed the advice, that were thrown upon you, repeatedly. You see, the omens were present all around, in the forms of memes, murders, lynchings, disappearances, patterns. History never lies, but it does repeat in vicious cycles to assess your stupidity. Liberals, journalists, activists, were shot at their doorsteps like dogs and nothing happened. Paradoxically, we found people cheering for their deaths of fellow beings and celebrating the demise of humanity. We witnessed mobs lynching people, in the name of cows,religion, low caste and what not? We witnessed Romeo squads ironically preserving our culture and glorifying rapes of even children. We also witnessed the rise of Godse and veer savarkar, for unknown and unexplainable reasons. One who killed the father of our nation was celebrated as a fake hero and the real hero's image damaged with fake stories and photoshops. And this happened after almost 60 years of silent repercussions. And people were debating for Godse rather than Gandhi. What more shame can we expect from a peaceful nation, we proclaim to be!
When confronted with a certified bhakt, he would say, Modi is the ultimate leader, India desperately wants, without even a sorry face, for what he has just uttered. The other phrase would be like, "if not for Modi, who else? ". That's the point, you should run away from them. That's the point of no return, for them to their sanity and for you to make an U-turn against whoever it is.
If we trace back the history pages, this was the same excuse, the germans used after their humiliating peace treaty of the first world war. We all know, how many millions of people had to lose their lives and dreams for such a gross mistake. History has always been kind enough to demonstrate alarming signals at regular intervals. But what if you willfully ignored it? A huge catastrophe in in the cards. And you are all part of it in choosing it, again and again.
The next five years will see many more jumlas and empty promises. Re-framing the constitution at their whims and fancies; Marginalizing the minorities; Curbing all the powers from the state and centralizing it; abolishing the freedom of speech, expression and dissent, completely;
The megalomaniac addressing the public in his safe confine through the radio but would never dare to come out to answer a press meet; If he does, he would with a vow of silence or perhaps meditating in the press meet, which could accommodate more cameras than a cave! The scripted interviews are all a different level of ingenious creation. If not for the interviews, how would we have known about the clouds and radars and all his scientific knowledge, who ironically hides his degree out of modesty and humility. I seriously wonder, sometimes, how can literate people fall for such a moronic fool and keep batting for him after strings of failure? How can you look at him and not laugh at his heretics, theatrics, dramatics, costumes? How can you accommodate and admire a drama queen like him? On the brighter side, I hope there are a lot more to come to laugh my lungs out in times of desperate misery.
Govt of India (Pvt. Ltd) - this should become a reality finally. Because our hardworking prime moron has worked 18 hours a day and not taken a single day holiday to achieve this dream. Right now, they are selling railway stations, Government hospitals, airports to the corporates, in the name of better functioning. But come five more years, we will be playing the board game of monopoly with a wicked dice and selling states and capitals to ambanis and adanis. And you all still will be cheering!
All major institutions, like CBI, Supreme court, Income Tax department, Election commission have already pledged their alliance to the ruling party in less than half the first term or so. So there won't be much change in that aspect, I suppose, as the mission has already been accomplished.
In the past two days, I found two important facebook IDs (anti-nationals) being closed voluntarily. Two important accounts, that made surviving through these five years, a lot more easier with their satirical and sarcastic posts. One among them, Humans of Hindutva, had a world wide following. So the fear is evident. I type in these with the same fear, that made them exit this virtual world. So, everyone ultimately runs for their lives. They don't want to be the entertainment, when the crown is on the clown who rules over us. It also means, the clown has succeeded in creating a sense of doom for the non-aligned.
I have already crossed four pages on these rantings and ramblings and still I am no way near the climax. I could write a book on this, if I wish to, but I don't want them to be burnt away without reading.
So jokes apart, why do you think, you voted for a disaster again?
Is it because you liked the mass unemployment?
or
did you personally feel Demonetization was a success in curbing the black money or the terrorism in your hallucinations?
or
did you think GST was implemented perfectly without any casualty?
or
did you think your aadhar card details are safely held behind thick inches of steel walls ? or
were you fascinated by the development of smart cities and bullet trains in those photoshopped images?
or
were you captivated by the divide and rule policy they emulated from the British to whom they are still loyal to since the times of Veer Savarkar?
or
do you ultimately want to live in a "Hindu Rashtra", like those religious middle eastern war crying nations?
or
were you impressed by the workaholic prime minister, who is being instrumental in closing down the government agencies like BSNL, airlines etc
or
were you allured by the charming model for JIO and PayTm, who takes posing for the cameras to an all-together new level?
Or
were you mind blown by the fake stories, the fake degrees, the fake GDPs, the fake institutions, the fake datas?
Or
were you drawn towards the word "chowkidar" without even knowing the meaning behind it, that you enthusiastically added it to your twitter handle?
Or
did you believe in the claim that there's no corruption scandal upon this government, turning deaf ears to the Rafael deal and the fact that BJP chief's son's bank balance multiplied to an enormous amount after demonetization?
So you still didn't get your exact reason why you voted for him? Alright. Love is confusing. Love doesn't have any reason. That's what philosophy says.But so does stupidity. You probably love a stupid and love being a stupid.
So I can see you all voting for Adhityanath, Pragya and a Cow in that order for the post of PM in the upcoming elections, if at all the elections are here to stay.
George Orwell was a literary genius. He forecasted this scenario in the 1950's in his famous novels, "1984" and "The animal farm". And I have never read a more terrifying novel than 1984. I just hope and wish, they stay in those dark pages forever. Let them not haunt our reality.
P.S.
"You" here refers to those who you voted for him.
If you feel offended by the post and the P.S. in particular, then just know that, I am happy, offending you. Because, I am deeply offended by your decision.
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