The Long Update for my Chronic absenteeism

This time when I knock on my sweet home's door, there would be my lovely Mom welcoming me with her array of my favourite dishes, there would be my Dad with his smile contacting his neatly trimmed mustache, there would be those Gold and the Fighter fishes struggling in that confined glass prison, like ever, meant for our(that's us, human beings) entertainment, there would be my desktop awaiting my eager hands over it, there would be those red bananas, which my Mom would have got from a far away place for the only reason that I simply relished eating them, expecting to be chopped off and eaten, there would be almost everything, it might seem. But there would be a lot missing indeed.

My Sister!! Where is she? what happened to her?

Oh yeah, she got married! Did I tell you guys about that??

No? okay.. am sorry. My sister got married to a Doctor( Did I tell you that my sister was a doctor too?? No?? Atleast do you guys know that am a doctor?? ok chill..ours is a family doctor!! sorry, A Doctor family!! except for my mom..)
So now she and her hubby are settled in chennai. So am gonna miss her badly at home when I stay there for a week. The last time I went home was for her wedding. That was some 3 months back. She had her wedding on her birthday :) Two days, one date!! Good for her hubby, One gift for 2 days!! :)

So lets jump on to the author of this blog. What has he been doing all these days? 6 months without a post? Lazy fellow!! sleeping and eating and boozing all days??
Well here's my explanation. My last post should have conveyed the dreadful message that I've graduated myself into a doctor(Beware!!). That was 6 months back. So for the first 2 months, i spent my time working real hard. I was posted in OBG i.e. Obstetrics and Gynaecology, the thing which deals with women completely. I conducted some 10 deliveries and dug out some beautiful babies from those birth canals. I also tore some women's canals and sutured them back after the delivery, this they call episiotomy. Sometimes, if the baby fails to come out, we use forceps or vacuum pump to extract it out. Even then if it fails, then we choose Caesarean section. So my first two months were full of these stuffs. Forgot to tell you about those tubectomies(family planning surgery for women) I managed to finish with my shivery hands(I've essential tremors, so I wont choose to be a surgeon, I fear).

Then the next 2 months in the medicine department. I consider that pretty boring for the fact I was all alone in a Hospital that was situated somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I hoped everyday during those days that either my strict unit Head would retire very soon in the immediate future or someone would be sent as a savior to guard me from scoldings. And the second one happened and I was saved.

The last 15 days, I should be working in the psychiatry(I forget this spelling every time I try to write it!!) department. So I did, dating and meeting psychos and schizophrenics and maniacs all through the day. Yes I survived them.

Then the next 2 months, I've been working in Surgery. Its damn cool for we, interns have no jobs, except for dressing those diabetic foots and gluteal abscesses and anal fissures!! I should mention here about the unpleasant aroma of the Diabetic foot in particular. Its the most horrible, terrible, awful, repulsive, disgusting scent my nostrils or my olfactory nerve had ever scanned!! So as a physician, my advice to you all guys is that never ever fall a victim to diabetes mellitus, for you would hate yourself. Sometimes, we would play hide and seek with maggots hiding under the tunnels in the patient's wound! But the game is over for now.

So the last 15 days, I should be working in the anaesthesia department. But the attender of the department is so kind and honest enough to do the Gandhian note speak. So I am here all set to leave home in a day or two.

That's the long update for my absent 6 long months :)
let me go through all your blogs now and start hunting for comments:)